Wander Aimlessly For All Time in a Virtual Forest of Frankfurters!
Play the original Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones and Frank Further: The Further Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones for free!
And don’t forget to check out the exciting new demo for Frank Furtherther: The Further Further Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones, which has only just recently escaped from ten years of development hell!




The Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones (2012)
Frank Further: The Further Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones (2015)
Frank Furtherther: The Further Further Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones (coming soon)
Enter the town of North Weenus, Ohio and unlock the secrets of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s mysterious overalls.
Help Stinky Pete McCullogh escape from residential inpatient treatment, and summon Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones from the dead.
Join Stinky Pete and Priscilla the Star Maiden as they purchase crack cocaine for homeless people and travel through time.
Latest Blog Entries
All the news that’s fit to print about the world of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones.
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The Evolution of Stanley’s Character
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How to Conquer the Toughest Levels
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10 Hidden Secrets in Stanley ‘Frankfurter’ Jones
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“I’d like to hire that Stanley ‘Frankfurter’ Jones character. They tell me he’s the greatest.”
–Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones
Dive into the captivating world of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones, the 2D point-and-click adventure game that was played by almost 200 people over a decade ago.
“…dialogue is the bees knees.“
–Mister
“Absolutely awesome game! Exceptional in many ways.“
–Shadow1000



Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones will kick you in the dick, this is a known medical fact.
The GameBoy Colorâ„¢ was just one of many platforms the Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones games never appeared on.
These games are for certified Chads only.
Playing The Adventures of Stanley “Frankfurter” Jones has been an unforgettable journey filled with excitement and rich storytelling.

F. Scott Fitzgerald
Author, Pussy Destroyer
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